Bring This Tough, Blue Collar Son of NE Ohio Back Home

[Shreve Legal Team]

Youse wanna bring me back?

Now that Houston has signed QB Brock Osweiler.... Brian "Steny" Hoyer is available.

Should the Clowns get him back to create the greatest QB competition ever with Josh McCown? Or should the Clowns go find that artful lobber of the football grenades from the 2011 Buckeyes 6-7 season...QB extraordinaire Joe Bauserman?

Clowns fans are discerning. They love their JoeBees & 850 WKNR. And as they flood their livers in the Muny parking lot Sunday mornings with only the finest "Yinglings" and Bud Light (Bud Light...with their new TV advertising celebrity pitch people Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen!) these hard core sons & daughters of NE Ohio know the best when they see it.

Brian "Steny" Hoyer or Joltin' Joe Bauserman....

Remember.....

Script cats! Chico Kyle! He's not Johnny! Rizzo loves him!

&

Luke Fickell & Jim Bollman sending in the plays to Joe Bauserman. Team equipment managers running for cover when sideline passes were called. 11 men in the box. The greatest arm since Angelina showed her tatts at the UNICEF Milennials For Peace concert at Aspen.

Who do youse want?

[lee]

Houston can save 4.9 million by releasing hoyer so I'd be surprised if they didn't let him go.  It's been reported the mighty stillers are looking into signing him.

[Shreve Legal Team]

Vote in the poll.

This will create more buzz than the air above a dorm room full of Bernie voters.*

*not Kosar.

[LA Dragon]

SIGN HOYER! Trade the #2 draft pick for 4 other picks and get guys who don't want to be in Cleveland. Sign more over-the-hill free agents. Fire Hugh Jackson.

That's the Browns way. Cleveland ROCKS!

[Shreve Legal Team]

NOTE: The Brian vs Bauserman Poll is almost as hip and edgy as....



Seth & Amy!

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He's all in.

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THIS THREAD IS ALIVE

Because only the Clowns would wind up with Brock Osweiler.

Anyone got a Mr. Hero sammich? We need to relive the Hoyer Mania.

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What will Osweiler represent on TV ads? Ollie's Discount Market?