A Graber Fantasy

[BuddyH]

Every night on Tremont sugar plum fairies dance in his dreams and he straightens out the Old Timer bar.

[JimD]

Every night on Tremont sugar plum fairies dance in his dreams and he straightens out the Old Timer bar.

Citizens with balls! GO SCOTT GO!
Truth is though Buddy, if it had been Chuck Norris he wouldnt have needed any help!

[fyrewood]

You think Scott has balls? Mental issues are more likely.... Fuck that guy, I hope one of those bikers beats him within an inch of his life one day, he deserves it.

[JimD]

You think Scott has balls? Mental issues are more likely.... Fuck that guy, I hope one of those bikers beats him within an inch of his life one day, he deserves it.

Chill Woody...its a joke.

[sheriffjohnstone]

Both "Massillon's Favorite" and his wife are accused of Felonies with Pre-Trials for both set for this Friday at 10 AM.

[Egret]

For what?

[sheriffjohnstone]

Disrupting Public Services....Allegedly...an F4

[Egret]

Here's how I see this one playing out. The dumb ass is probably going to try to represent himself and his wife. They'll both get thrown in jail for a few days and then of course, this tool will sue the city. And AGAIN represent himself.

[Al.]

“A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.”

[BuddyH]

For what?

Carl,
Graber videoed both the alleged crime and his arrest and posted them to YouTube.  Here they are:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njGxHK--cs0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9TwCPcNbvM

[lee]

This court case has been dragged out due to covid and he’s not back in court until August on these charges. 


However, he also now has a new criminal damaging charge against him to deal with.  This likely isn’t going to turn out well because he had the same charge in 2018 that was reduced to disorderly conduct on condition of no further charges of the same within the next 5 years. 

Pucker up Mr. graber as I see 3 hots and a cot in your future. 

[sheriffjohnstone]

Even if convicted on the felony charge.....which is likely.....he will not serve any prison time.

More likely assigned to some kind of half way house for six months or so. Given a fine (which will never be paid).

But he will be a convicted felon.

He will plead out to the misdemeanor charge.....be assessed a fine (which he will not pay)…..and probably be given 100 hours of community service ( he will tell the Court that he is unable to do CS because he is "disabled")….

Then....by August of 2022 he will be up to his usual tricks and will face another misdemeanor charge of criminal damaging or criminal mischief of some sort....

His hijinks will outlast this forum's life, I would guess...

[Egret]

How one of those bikers hasn't beaten his ass to a bloody pulp yet has me mystified. I figured by now his dumb ass would be unable to talk his face would be so boogered up. LOL.