Massillon => City Of Massillon => Topic started by: Hillary's Legal Team on February 19, 2017, 08:24:36 AM

Title: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Hillary's Legal Team on February 19, 2017, 08:24:36 AM
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Renaming City Hall Place SE in honor of LaFlavour.

Sigh.

When will the buffoonery stop with Johnnie's Junkyard? As Massillon residents scrape to pay bills, send their kids to college, avoid potholes, and live a normal life, our local Hack-o-Rama at City Hall have come up with the next whiz-bang idea.

"Hey, youse wanna make Masslunn better? Play Iggy. And we need-ta name a street after LaFlavour."

Yes, the sure-fire way to take Tiger Town to the stratosphere. No more City Hall Place SE. Enter LaFlavour Place SE.

I have nuthin against the band. But this idea propped up by Councilman Ed Lewis and Mayor Kathy Cavernous Potholes, Dave Maley and crew is more of the same. Frivolous BS as deck chairs on the Edmund Fitzgerald are rearranged.

Pause for musical excellence. Does LaFlavour sing this?


Maley, a crony if there ever was one, is totally unqualified to be an economic development person. Of course he likes this.

Drivers are still paying off car repairs from the Kathy Cavernous Potholes regime and we get a street rename?

While we're at it, how about renaming the alley where the downtown Massillon Hideaway Lounge is (Diamond Ct SE)? How about Mania Lane? We could install framed Mania movie poster signs all along the alley.

Because we have a fugged up lesbian love story in Massillon with renaming things, how about renaming the wastewater treatment plant the Johnnie Maier Treatment Center? It has a more noble sound to it, and it honors the brains behind our current gub'ment regime.

The state hospital? How about The Grabertorium?

We can't forget Soft Serve Cupps. Can we at least find a local bar to put his picture up? Or could Twistee Treat have a special Soft Serve Cupps special?

24 LaFlavours of Soft Serve. John Cupps must be impressed with the Massillon Twistee Treat just as it was a treat for opponents to play a Cupps Soft Serve defense.
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Dave Maley has been stellar bringing a Jimmy John's to town while he's still trying to figure out where Cherry Street Winery is. Tommy Henrich Drive shall now be called Maley Street.

At least Ted Herncane of the Chamber, whom the Potholes regime rejected for economic development help (and the Chamber was cheaper than Maley but Maley & Johnnie go back years), is saying halt to the advancing buffoonery of current affairs.

Per the Suppository:

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Ted Herncane, president of the Massillon WestStark Chamber of Commerce, called the idea of renaming City Hall Street ridiculous.

"That street has been the focal point of municipal governance and civic involvement for more decades than I can count," Herncane said. "To rename it for a non-reason such as this is silly."

As lee says why not rename a street after Laid Back Records?

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Youse got any Motley Crue tickets?

How about Fuzzy's Highway to Hell? (*lee joke)

The rest of the story:

http://www.cantonrep.com/news/20170218/laflavour-place-in-downtown-massillon

But youse all voted for this....
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: lee on February 19, 2017, 08:32:34 AM
Pothole parkway ?? 
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Egret on February 19, 2017, 08:35:31 AM
Someone I'm friends with on Facebook posted this lunacy yesterday which set my off on one of my famous Egret tirades before Saturday morning golf. What a bunch of idiots. Of course all it took was one post by me and then the GOOD suggestions started about putting a list of DESERVED Massillon people it should be named after and then voting in it. I mentioned Ms. Lightfoot as they had a great article in the paper about her earlier this week.

I swear just when you think you've heard it all from those idiots led by the cheerleading coach they come up with yet something else to make you go absolutely bat-shit crazy. MORONS.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Hillary's Legal Team on February 19, 2017, 08:54:49 AM
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Cheefy's bowling game was hot at Federal Lanes.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Hillary's Legal Team on February 19, 2017, 08:56:12 AM
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Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Buddy on February 19, 2017, 07:47:45 PM
Heard several of da-klub members were butt hurt cause their name wasn't  mentioned.  I wouldn't doubt it a bit. 
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Egret on February 19, 2017, 07:59:37 PM
Hell no I wouldn't doubt it a bit. In fact I PROMISE you they were butt-hurt.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Firewatch on February 19, 2017, 08:44:36 PM
Truth be told if they are renaming anything by city hall it should be named after Willie Poole. Probably had a hand in keeping most of us out of jail in our younger days. :o  But he brought down a lot of sick bastards in his career. Great man in my book.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Al. on February 19, 2017, 09:09:39 PM
http://www.indeonline.com/news/20170217/poll-should-massillon-change-name-of-city-hall-street-to-laflavour-place
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Egret on February 20, 2017, 07:17:28 AM
Truth be told if they are renaming anything by city hall it should be named after Willie Poole. Probably had a hand in keeping most of us out of jail in our younger days. :o  But he brought down a lot of sick bastards in his career. Great man in my book.

Or Mrs. Lightfoot as I said on the Facebook post. I swear those morons can't get out of their own way up there.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: JimD on February 20, 2017, 05:45:36 PM
This thread has a certain humor to it while at the same time I can feel your anger and frustration. Years ago J West used to refer to Massillon as Massiloon. It looks like your gub'ment is doing all it can to live up to that name. Common sense and respect for its citizens seems to be missing from city gub'ment's today and Massillon is no exception. Good Luck to y'all.
BTW, is the Hide Away STILL in business?
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Hillary's Legal Team on February 20, 2017, 07:53:28 PM
Yes, the Hideaway is still in business. Go in there and tell a few Niles game stories.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: LA Dragon on February 21, 2017, 05:54:25 AM
I would name the street Larry Kraus Drive.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Egret on February 21, 2017, 07:08:18 AM
I would name the street Larry Kraus Drive.

Ha ha ha ha. Well done my friend. They should actually name that alley just off of Amherst between Kraus' and the drive-thru Larry Kraus drive. It would be quite a fitting honor.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: JimD on February 21, 2017, 03:33:46 PM
Yes, the Hideaway is still in business. Go in there and tell a few Niles game stories.
Niles?? I try to not spend too much time living there in the past. It wasnt all that pleasant. However, ...ahem, back in the day, the Hide Away was a pretty nice, quiet place to go for a drink. They had a piano player there who was pretty good too. But at that the music was a little different. Sinatra was still popular and hip hop was relegated to the Easter Bunny...and thats where it should have stayed.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Hillary's Legal Team on February 21, 2017, 08:00:17 PM
75% of Spindependent readers support this nonsense. Gate House has trained its readers well.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Spize on February 21, 2017, 10:41:23 PM
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When your streets are so fugged up your pothole patrol is filling half the damn street....

Seriously, can we elect the bus driver next time? 
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Egret on February 22, 2017, 07:44:38 AM
Freaking JD Ress almost beat her. Have him run again and put this bitch out to pasture where she belongs. WTF is that place thinking?
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Spize on February 22, 2017, 08:02:40 AM
Freaking JD Ress almost beat her. Have him run again and put this bitch out to pasture where she belongs. WTF is that place thinking?

The Bus Driver, Kathy CatazaroMarriedADoctorPerry, and JD Rees... the guy who reads the time and temperature between satellite replays from 1am-6am on a Cleveland radio station.


This is apparently the best we can do.

Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Hillary's Legal Team on February 22, 2017, 08:36:47 AM
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Niles?? I try to not spend too much time living there in the past. It wasnt all that pleasant.

You're not tuff.

I guarantee youse many people here have stories about the greatness and tuffness of Niles Red Dragon football or the tuffness of that town.

Next you'll say youse don't like Alliance.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Egret on February 22, 2017, 08:52:06 AM
Altoona, PA. - TUFF
Morgantown, WV. - TUFF
Gulfport, FL. - FREAKING WICKED TUFF

'Nuff said to you jabronies today.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Spize on February 22, 2017, 09:21:04 AM
Altoona, PA. - TUFF
Morgantown, WV. - TUFF
Gulfport, FL. - FREAKING WICKED TUFF

'Nuff said to you jabronies today.

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Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Smitty on February 22, 2017, 04:09:36 PM
JD Ress... the guy who reads the time and temperature between satellite replays from 1am-6am on a Cleveland radio station....

I've personally known JD since we were 10-year-olds at St Mary elementary school.
He's had a life-long career in radio, mostly as a reporter but with a few stints as a DJ. 
I can attest to his love of all things that are Massillon, not just the HS football team.
Certainly, he's not a polished politician; but he has a vision for a better Massillon, better than what's currently happening. He'd have one similarity to Trump: He'd be one of the very few that would act on his campaign promises after taking office.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Egret on February 22, 2017, 04:15:09 PM
I like JD. He's a good guy. I met him at BRO Clark's McKinley party at Firehouse a few years ago. Firewatch was also there with J-Man. A good time was had by all.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Hillary's Legal Team on February 22, 2017, 08:23:42 PM
And youse drink with Johnnie.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: Hillary's Legal Team on February 22, 2017, 08:25:46 PM
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I met him at BRO Clark's McKinley party at Firehouse a few years ago. Firewatch was also there with J-Man. A good time was had by all.

Sycophants.
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: JimD on February 23, 2017, 02:22:36 PM
You're not tuff.

I guarantee youse many people here have stories about the greatness and tuffness of Niles Red Dragon football or the tuffness of that town.

Next you'll say youse don't like Alliance.
I'm not disputing your comments about Niles. I was simply saying that for me, living in the past wasnt that great. Perhaps I misworded my original  sentence, "I try to not spend too much time living there in the past." Delete the word "THERE". Of course I didnt live in Niles. The point was, I try to not spend too much time living in the past. Is that better?
As for not being tuff....you have no idea sonny... ;D

Dont know about Alliance. Thats another one of those past things again! Like much of the 60's, I was there but dont remember it! LOL
Title: Re: They Continue to Embarrass, but Youse Voted for 'em
Post by: LA Dragon on June 15, 2017, 10:14:29 AM
How about your Stark County Sherrif, George T. Maier? He made a big bust of a mass murderer this week. Anyone hear that news?

http://www.starkcountyohio.gov/sheriff