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Title: Batman is dead...
Post by: JimD on June 11, 2017, 02:56:48 PM
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Long live Batman (Adam West). Who will step forward to replace the Caped Crusader? Who will defend Gotham City from the nefarious evil villains like the Riddler, the Joker and Catwoman? What will Robin do without his mentor as he utters "Holy Bat Funeral"?

Who will Chief Ohara and Commissioner Gordon turn to to keep the city free of crime? Who will keep that satisfied smile on Batgirls face? Will the IRS confiscate Bruce Waynes million dollar bank account and seize Wayne Manner as imminent domain?

Will it be one of you MC.com members?
Buddy H? No, he's ensconced high atop Big Dog Mountain protecting his domain from villainous relatives with M18 Claymores, punji sticks and IED's
SLT? No, hes too busy running a free chopper service for the rich and infamous
Lee? Nope...hes trying to organize the villains into a union!
Sheriff John Stone? Good likely name but like most LEO's is prone to accepting gifts. I can see it now as the Penguin says, "Sheriff John Stone, please leave me alone...I feel so broke I wanna go home."
LA Dragon? No...he doesn't have time either..hes working on a new low country menu thats butter and lard free
Egret? No...his bottle and pool are inseparable..maybe even insufferable!
Firewatch? No...no time for that...hes busy screaming at kids to GTF off of his grass.
Spize? Nah...hes too infatuated with BuddyH's comments.

The rest of the members are so embroiled in their own personal arguments with each other that they dont even know what day it is.
Tis truly a sad day in Gotham. May the Saints preserve us.

Tune in next week....same bat time, same bat channel..or not
Title: Re: Batman is dead...
Post by: LA Dragon on June 11, 2017, 03:25:42 PM
Batman was the greatest Superhero of them all. He was never defeated, subdued sometimes, but he & Robin always found a way to get out of things.

Long live Batman!
Title: Re: Batman is dead...
Post by: Al. on June 11, 2017, 07:25:36 PM
I'm sure Donald Trump is ready to step in to protect Gotham City after his short gig in DC is over.
Title: Re: Batman is dead...
Post by: Hillary's Legal Team on June 11, 2017, 08:18:29 PM
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I'm sure Donald Trump is ready to step in to protect Gotham City after his short gig in DC is over.

Did youse think of that on the way to listen to Johnnie's polka band, Visinata?

Title: Re: Batman is dead...
Post by: buddyh on June 11, 2017, 09:02:15 PM
Call me cynical, but I found the relationship between Batman and Robin just a touch odd...

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Title: Re: Batman is dead...
Post by: Red50Go on June 12, 2017, 04:47:02 PM
Oh good.  That theme is running through my head now like Homer Simpson.


 
Title: Re: Batman is dead...
Post by: buddyh on June 12, 2017, 08:00:39 PM
Oh good.  That theme is running through my head now like Homer Simpson.
Nothing like mindless repetition to dull the senses...

Title: Re: Batman is dead...
Post by: TigerCarl on June 24, 2017, 01:23:13 PM
Actually, I want JimD for the new BATMAN!

I feel the pain of losing Adam West.  (Seriously, I really liked the man.)

However, TV and Hollywood messed up "bigly" when they failed to assign the task to our buddy, JIMD.

Jim is bigger, stronger, faster, meaner, and more inclined to like a female to play "Robin" instead of that cissy girly-boy sidekick.  Julie Newmar should've played Robin with JimD as Batman.

Yet, it's not too late, gang -- JimD is still alive and kickin' ass!  I say we insert JimD as Batman, and let "Margot Robbie" take the part as Robin.  She looks the part, and with a name like "Robbie" you just gotta select her!
Title: Re: Batman is dead...
Post by: JimD on June 25, 2017, 10:11:59 PM
Actually, I want JimD for the new BATMAN!

I feel the pain of losing Adam West.  (Seriously, I really liked the man.)

However, TV and Hollywood messed up "bigly" when they failed to assign the task to our buddy, JIMD.

Jim is bigger, stronger, faster, meaner, and more inclined to like a female to play "Robin" instead of that cissy girly-boy sidekick.  Julie Newmar should've played Robin with JimD as Batman.

Yet, it's not too late, gang -- JimD is still alive and kickin' ass!  I say we insert JimD as Batman, and let "Margot Robbie" take the part as Robin.  She looks the part, and with a name like "Robbie" you just gotta select her!
Regrettably old chum, I must decline. Twas evil that killed Batman and tis evil that condemns us today. I believe  the task is even beyond the Justice League's capability.
There are far too many Jokers, even on this forum, to contend with. Only God can save us now. However, I would entertain an invitation to keep a smile on Batgirls lovely face....WOO HOO...more oysters and Cialis please!