Massillon => City Of Massillon => Topic started by: BuddyH on October 24, 2016, 09:28:29 PM

Title: Ever Had A Woman Do You Wrong?
Post by: BuddyH on October 24, 2016, 09:28:29 PM
I'm not talking about the time that a chick beat up CarlE in the lunchroom at Lorin Andrews.  I'm talking about the time(s) when you were 15-22 and in love - LUV - with some amazingly limber young beauty who you had danced to the dark side of the gym. Then, for no reason that you could discern, she just went numb on you and started hanging out with some real pretty asshole.  He was taller, stronger, richer, cooler, and had a better car than you.  And that shit HURT!

So you'd be left alone in your room on a Saturday night, sharpening a knife, and muttering, "If I could just kill somebody, I believe I'd be all right."  And the "Top 40" radio stations would aid and comfort you in your misery:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj4Ub5v6mg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIrLBsWH2-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwy8xcpagvg
And you could the sexual tension in this one with a knife - or maybe it would take a chainsaw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOWn750b958

Title: Re: Ever Had A Woman Do You Wrong?
Post by: reofan82 on October 25, 2016, 09:16:43 AM
Goodness what decade were you born in?
Title: Re: Ever Had A Woman Do You Wrong?
Post by: Egret on October 25, 2016, 09:24:52 AM
LOL.
Title: Re: Ever Had A Woman Do You Wrong?
Post by: BuddyH on October 25, 2016, 08:45:47 PM
Goodness what decade were you born in?
The superior one.  The one where boys were allowed to be boys and weren't hovered over or feminized.  The one where popular songs featured people who could actually play instruments and sing.  And believe it or not, reo, we had actually had "talkies" at the Weslin, Lincoln & State theaters.  Although one had to be fastidious at the State.  It was well known (by my Mom) that if you rested your head on the seat back at the State, you'd get ringworm.
Title: Re: Ever Had A Woman Do You Wrong?
Post by: reofan82 on October 26, 2016, 08:41:21 AM
Well at least you didn't use that Titanic ticket after all....LOL
Title: Re: Ever Had A Woman Do You Wrong?
Post by: BuddyH on October 26, 2016, 10:49:53 PM
Here was your first mistake, guys.  You were like this guy.  Light in the loafers and acting kind of giddy about Carol screwing you over.  This clip is from American Bandstand.  At 1:12 we are treated to an array of corn-fed Philadelphia beauties chewing their cuds.


Another clip from American Bandstand.  This is the guy who took Carol away from you.  You can tell from his voice that he gargles with testosterone and carries his bambalones around in a wheelbarrow.  And once again we are treated with a panorama of the feminine flower-hood of Philly.  Except for the two morose guys at the end of the row feigning disinterest.  They knew that they weren't getting laid that night.  They knew that they sounded like Minnie Mouse and Jack Scott sounded like Moses.

Title: Re: Ever Had A Woman Do You Wrong?
Post by: BuddyH on November 01, 2016, 10:59:29 PM
The 2nd guy doing "The Stroll" is you.  Awkward and self-conscious - a dork.  The next guy is just effortless and smooth as hell.  You may have taken Becky to the dance, but Ol' Slim there will take her home after he gives her a vigorous tour of the back seat of his car.

What's that?  You don't have a car and your Mom drove you & Becky to the dance?  That right there is your problem, Elrod.